The Art of Meat Tearing: Subpage 2

Warning: The following information is for experienced meat tearers only. Proceed at your own risk.

Tearing meat is an art form that requires patience, skill, and a willingness to get messy. It's like calligraphy, but with more blood and less ink.

Step 1: Choose your meat wisely. Not all meats are created equal. You want something with some real heft to it.

Step 2: Prepare your workspace. Cover your work surface, your clothes, and your soul.

Step 3: Tear with precision. A good tear should be like a work of art, a delicate balance of force and finesse.

Step 4: Repeat as necessary. Tearing meat is a marathon, not a sprint.

Continue to Step 5: The Ultimate Reward

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